~企鹅的足迹~

Tuesday, March 31, 2009

愚人节??

今天早上, account system 就跟我开了个很大的玩笑

我开不到我的file, 我打去customer service, 他们跟我说我公司的人写信要求delete file, 我查明了, 是去年delete 的, 我已经在去年activate 了, 这半年多来都可以用, 为什么偏偏今天开不到我的FILE???????

那个officer 还说我没有activate 没有可能可以key data entry 的, 但我事实上去年已经activate, 我也已经用了半年多都没事, 今天跟我讲屁话~!!!!!!!

我跟我楼上的同事说 (以前是她delete 我的file 的), 她还以为愚人节, 我要骗她 =.=

我烦死了~~~!!!!!!!!!!!

笨system

rubber band ? rubber?

老板: 借我rubber band

虾米: (想, 借"rubber band" ?? rubber band 要不是给你咯, 做末要借..)

想归想, 我还是"借" rubber band 给老板, 我还拿多几条给他呢...

老板看着我, 看着rubber band, 在看着我....

虾米: 你不是讲要rubber band 咯?

老板: 我写错字, 要擦掉喔... (他还指给我看他要擦什么字..)

我马上拿rubber 给他, 我很想笑, 很想跟他讲...

"老板, rubber band 是不可以擦字的.... "

昨天~

李凡,

昨天你打来后, 说等下再打来....
以为你没有那么快再打来,
过后我就学yoga, 没有听到你的电话.....

8点后, 你就没有再打来了.... :(

看到好多miss call 啊~~~~

Wednesday, March 25, 2009

For the 1st time in their 3 year marriage, a wife asked if her husband would mind making the next day's lunches for them both.

Obligingly he agrees. The next morning, the young wife asks her loving husband,

'Where are our lunches honey?'

He replied, 'I put them on the second shelf of the fridge. My lunch is the one on the left, and yours is on the right'

Have a look at the photo (scroll down)

=.='''

FW : IQ ???

朋友send 给我的, 还蛮无聊的~

Here is a puzzle for you

Imagine you are in Africa . You have been tied hanging on a tree with
a rope anchored on the ground, a candle is slowly burning the rope,
and the lion is waiting for you to drop and be his lunch.

Your survival hinges on the rope staying intact, there is no one
around to help you. What to do now ..........

考考你们~

FOR MATHS-INCLINED, PLEASE SOLVE......

QUESTION:
what's the next number??
1, 2, 6, 42, 1806, ?

the next number is the password to the excel file.
add your name in the list if you got the correct answer and pass it on!..

Cheers