Sunday, June 8, 2008

童言....

老公妹妹的女儿, 四岁....

忽然走过来问我说...:" 舅母, 你的肚子是不是有baby?"

"没有啊,做莫咧?"

然后她用很大人精的眼神和语气跟我讲了一句话...

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:"舅母, 你没有BB哦,那么.....酱你是肥了咯!!!!!"

当

场

呆

着

 

我.....

 

晕.....@__________@

 

 

也有点....

悲哀~~~ (童言最真啊~~~)

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79 comments:

  1. fierce momo +__xJune 8, 2008 at 8:55 PM

    ahhahahahahahahaha~

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  2. Kuen Hoong & Sock Peng (KH n SP)June 8, 2008 at 8:56 PM

    哦！！你很肥吗？我还羡慕你瘦。

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  3. 恐龙妹 nicoleJune 8, 2008 at 9:04 PM

    瑶瑶哦？

    当时除了你还有其他人吗？

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  4. 虾米企鹅 ~June 8, 2008 at 9:08 PM

    我的照片骗你吧....
    http://soofoi.multiply.com/photos/album/99#
    这里有我肥的照片!!!

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  5. 虾米企鹅 ~June 8, 2008 at 9:09 PM

    是咯...她真的让我哭笑不得...
    当时,有yang yang和我小姑...(最小的)....

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  6. Im NotShyJune 8, 2008 at 9:12 PM

    有前途！！！拿我的照片给她看：哪！！这就是大肚婆啦！哈哈哈哈哈哈！！！

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  7. 虾米企鹅 ~June 8, 2008 at 9:14 PM

    她很恐怖的..每次一鸣惊人......

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  8. poŖků oTäkũ ©June 8, 2008 at 9:38 PM

    那你就直恰你老公脖子
    大力的掐
    然后告诉他
    给我钱去减肥
    这招很好用
    我都用在阿达身上

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  9. 恐龙妹 nicoleJune 8, 2008 at 9:45 PM

    一定是全世界爆笑。。。

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  10. wan oonJune 8, 2008 at 9:50 PM

    语不惊人死不休。。。也是一个很好的推动力。。。那你要积极点咯！！加油。。。欢迎加入我的减肥旅程。。。

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  11. YYbee .June 8, 2008 at 9:52 PM

    虾米, 你若要减, 也等生够了才减, 不然白费工夫.

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  12. herbal candyJune 8, 2008 at 9:55 PM

    我没有试过给小孩说肚子有baby， 却被aunty让位给我坐。
    她以为我怀孕。 @_@ 晕！！

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  13. 恐龙妹 nicoleJune 8, 2008 at 9:57 PM

    呵呵呵。。。
    还好还好。。。

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  14. 天使 之恋June 8, 2008 at 10:10 PM

    异曲同工。。。

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  15. herbal candyJune 8, 2008 at 10:17 PM

    是咯。是时候检讨一下自己了！ :P

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  16. Xiaoxin XJune 8, 2008 at 10:50 PM

    女人太瘦不美

    要有点肉才漂亮

    （自我安慰）

    hahahahha................

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  17. Hor juniorJune 8, 2008 at 11:10 PM

    有想过杀人灭口吗？:P

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  18. 虾米企鹅 ~June 8, 2008 at 11:21 PM

    他才不理我咧....他说那些都是骗人的..然后他会逼我去运动...@____@
    你的阿达真好....去美容院快很多 =)

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  19. 虾米企鹅 ~June 8, 2008 at 11:22 PM

    我不懂我小姑有没听到,因为她没反应咧....
    我过后告诉minzi, 我妈妈和maggie....他们当然笑个不听咯

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  20. 虾米企鹅 ~June 8, 2008 at 11:23 PM

    有什么好介绍?

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  21. 虾米企鹅 ~June 8, 2008 at 11:24 PM

    这个是我困扰的地方...如果没酱快有,那我不是要一直肥下去????
    @________________@

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  22. 虾米企鹅 ~June 8, 2008 at 11:24 PM

    那....你有坐吗?

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  23. 恐龙妹 nicoleJune 8, 2008 at 11:25 PM

    没有叫你不控制啊~~~

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  24. 虾米企鹅 ~June 8, 2008 at 11:26 PM

    我只是口头上检讨...哈哈哈....
    有些aunty / my mum说我hormon失调才会酱肥下去......OMG!!!!!!!!!!!

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  25. 虾米企鹅 ~June 8, 2008 at 11:27 PM

    不是自我安慰,而是自欺欺人...哈哈哈

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  26. 虾米企鹅 ~June 8, 2008 at 11:28 PM

    太可爱,杀不下.....
    而且我肥是事实!!!

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  27. 虾米企鹅 ~June 8, 2008 at 11:31 PM

    我也没有不控制啊..我像平常酱, 又没暴饮暴食....
    我妈还有那些aunty说,结婚后,吸收精子,有些人是会hormon失调,然后很快肥!!!
    我听了,差不多要晕了.....酱也可以?

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  28. Hor juniorJune 8, 2008 at 11:32 PM

    呵呵呵。。。那就尽量控制咯。
    过二五岁就更难了哦~

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  29. 虾米企鹅 ~June 8, 2008 at 11:34 PM

    是咯...真要勤劳运动了......不敢想象......

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  30. herbal candyJune 8, 2008 at 11:38 PM

    没有坐。跟她笑笑说不用。让后继续看书来掩饰自己的pai sei. x_X

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  31. 恐龙妹 nicoleJune 8, 2008 at 11:38 PM

    有酱的说法咩？？？

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  32. herbal candyJune 8, 2008 at 11:45 PM

    有。我有一个朋友就是酱。hormon失调而肥。不过，最近她减了5kg.有没有兴趣她的减肥方法？

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  33. 虾米企鹅 ~June 8, 2008 at 11:46 PM

    hehehehehe~~~~~~~~~~~

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  34. 虾米企鹅 ~June 8, 2008 at 11:51 PM

    peiling also....她也是跟我讲,他朋友说没用安全措施后会肥 wor...不是全部人啦...但,也许,我就是那些不幸的人...
    我知道后,捉minzi来骂....说我的牺牲很大咧~~~~~人家是怀孕肥,我还没受孕,单单精子游进去都肥 @______@

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  35. 虾米企鹅 ~June 8, 2008 at 11:51 PM

    洗耳恭听~~~

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  36. YYbee .June 8, 2008 at 11:57 PM

    是避孕丸的事? 还是精子?
    吃避孕丸会肥我就听过, 精子让人肥, 我还是第一次听到呢!!

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  37. 虾米企鹅 ~June 9, 2008 at 12:03 AM

    我也是....
    但没说是因为精子让人肥,只说精子会hormon失调wor,......
    我没吃避孕丸的 =P

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  38. 恐龙妹 nicoleJune 9, 2008 at 12:06 AM

    不要还没证实就骂他啦。。。很可怜的。。。

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  39. YYbee .June 9, 2008 at 12:06 AM

    那么肥的, 精子会不会让hormon失调而变瘦啊? 呵呵

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  40. 虾米企鹅 ~June 9, 2008 at 12:09 AM

    他那里会可怜,他还很无耻的说他的精子肥大, 很厉害所以会弄到我变肥....
    听了更想打他!!!!!

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  41. YYbee .June 9, 2008 at 12:09 AM

    你结婚前多瘦?

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  42. 虾米企鹅 ~June 9, 2008 at 12:09 AM

    会更肥咯,像我!!!!!!

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  43. 虾米企鹅 ~June 9, 2008 at 12:10 AM

    相差6-7KG leh~~~~是有分别的.....哪有酱快的....吓死人....

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  44. herbal candyJune 9, 2008 at 12:15 AM

    早餐喝soy milk 午餐照吃 晚餐喝soy milk (need to buy the soy milk frm herbal life. It's direct sales product. i gonna try soon. i ll let u know again, if it's work.)

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  45. herbal candyJune 9, 2008 at 12:18 AM

    2 month + lost 5kg..

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  46. 恐龙妹 nicoleJune 9, 2008 at 12:20 AM

    hahahaha~~~

    抵打！

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  47. 虾米企鹅 ~June 9, 2008 at 12:21 AM

    酱厉害?

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  48. 恐龙妹 nicoleJune 9, 2008 at 12:21 AM

    酱子喝法当然瘦啦~~~

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  49. 虾米企鹅 ~June 9, 2008 at 12:21 AM

    哈哈..我就说咯...他是不会值得可怜的

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  50. 虾米企鹅 ~June 9, 2008 at 12:22 AM

    吃回东西时又肥回咯.... =P

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  51. 恐龙妹 nicoleJune 9, 2008 at 12:24 AM

    ya lor...

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  52. herbal candyJune 9, 2008 at 12:29 AM

    呵呵

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  53. YYbee .June 9, 2008 at 12:30 AM

    是啊, 当你停了没吃, 体重又弹回了.
    我也有朋友吃这个牌子.

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  54. 虾米企鹅 ~June 9, 2008 at 12:35 AM

    我看啊.....虽然我三餐照吃,也有少许的运动....但是也许新陈代谢慢了吧..所以更容易肥~~~~
    步入30,平时容易肥的会更快肥......悲哀~~~

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  55. Hor juniorJune 9, 2008 at 1:08 AM

    还是第一次知道精子会让人肥胖。。。

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  56. 虾米企鹅 ~June 9, 2008 at 1:23 AM

    哈哈...也许没科学证明的啦.....什么东西都可以拿来赖一下...哈哈

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  57. herbal candyJune 9, 2008 at 1:27 AM

    oh.. yr fren also tk this product b4 ah?
    she gained weight again after stop it??

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  58. YYbee .June 9, 2008 at 1:35 AM

    yes.

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  59. herbal candyJune 9, 2008 at 1:45 AM

    oh.. thks!! :)

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  60. Xiaoxin XJune 9, 2008 at 1:47 AM

    你做什么运动 ??

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  61. Xiaoxin XJune 9, 2008 at 1:50 AM

    不要胖到买不到衣服就行啦

    哈哈哈哈哈

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  62. 虾米企鹅 ~June 9, 2008 at 1:52 AM

    yoga, social dance, cycling

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  63. Xiaoxin XJune 9, 2008 at 1:53 AM

    i learn yoga too

    (^o^)

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  64. 虾米企鹅 ~June 9, 2008 at 1:53 AM

    差不多了.....

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  65. Xiaoxin XJune 9, 2008 at 1:55 AM

    没那么夸张吧你 ??

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  66. Xiaoxin XJune 9, 2008 at 1:55 AM

    晚餐减少份量

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  67. 恐龙妹 nicoleJune 9, 2008 at 1:56 AM

    你肯花钱的话，还是可以买到衣服的。。。

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  68. 虾米企鹅 ~June 9, 2008 at 2:03 AM

    贵一点的咯...

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  69. 恐龙妹 nicoleJune 9, 2008 at 2:14 AM

    真的买不到的话，贵一点也要咯。。。

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  70. 虾米企鹅 ~June 9, 2008 at 2:18 AM

    对啦...但肥了总觉得穿什么都不美~~~

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  71. herbal candyJune 9, 2008 at 2:23 AM

    我都已经停止买衣服了。等待奇迹出现才买。哈哈～
    奇迹=瘦身成功

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  72. 虾米企鹅 ~June 9, 2008 at 2:35 AM

    你那里肥oh?

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  73. herbal candyJune 9, 2008 at 3:04 AM

    除了头发不肥～呵呵

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  74. vinci chinJune 9, 2008 at 4:32 AM

    ha haha ...死没？。。哈哈哈。。。。

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  75. Evin ChaiJune 9, 2008 at 5:24 AM

    我也有经验, 我的niece! 3 yrs old...
    我姐刚好怀着她的弟弟. 我问她弟弟在哪? 她跑来摸我肚子! >"<''''
    我肚子有这么大吗...??!
    (.")('',)

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  76. 恐龙妹 nicoleJune 9, 2008 at 6:03 PM

    妹妹搞错方向了。。。

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  77. 虾米企鹅 ~June 9, 2008 at 6:37 PM

    我初了头发,我的眉毛也不肥...哈哈

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  78. 虾米企鹅 ~June 9, 2008 at 6:37 PM

    肥死了 @_____@

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  79. 虾米企鹅 ~June 9, 2008 at 6:37 PM

    小孩不懂事...=P

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